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emarktaylor

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Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons and anything else I find amusing.

Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis.

Interests include American Football (#NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting more than once. "Do bears bear, do bees bee!"

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Spot on...

Sam Torrance: "Fantastic shot. Really special."

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Our commentators just now ...

"The crowd is shouting "C'mon Zee!" - not realising his first name starts with an 'X'."

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While the rest of you go for commercials we have continuing coverage with Sam Torrance - and he's really good.

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Via CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social
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2m
Bryson ties for the lead with a 64

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Bryson got his one last roll is now Joint Leader ...

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Via Indiana Pacers @Pacers
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6m
it was always Pacers in 7.

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"He's setting up on the right to play the draw."

Bryson: straight into the fairway bunker.

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Normally ex-players evolve into TV Analysts - not grifters ...

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Lets Go Pacers!

Via CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable @cjzero
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8m
Knicks back?

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This was yesterday when Vik started to make his move - but was still a gazillion shots behind the leaders ...

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@golf

Dan the Soothsayer ...

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Via NBA on TNT @NBAonTNT
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4h
The two greatest words in sports: GAME SEVEN 🔥

@Timberwolves vs. @nuggets

📺 7:30 PM ET | TNT and @SportsonMax

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Via ESPN @espn
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9m
Breaking: Josh Hart and OG Anunoby will both play for the Knicks in Game 7 vs. the Pacers, sources told @wojespn .

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Via CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social
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7m
if you need me I'll be with the fellas at the hockey match

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EDM 4-1 16:35 to play.

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EDM 3-1 8:40 2nd

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No goal.

Goalie Internference.

Here we go again. Will Toronto get one right tonight?

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🏈 @cfb

Via DonJrsNorthernWhite100Mesh🛢️🎤 @jrs_mesh
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3h
@BunkiePerkins, I was watching the hogs play A&M and this guy's name came up. I couldn't think of a better Aggie name

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Via pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee
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3h
Scottie Scheffler finds cash and a letter buried by his inmate friend near the base of an oak tree

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Tied at 1. 9:57 1st

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Via Tour Golf @PGATUOR
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3m
People that think Xander is actually going to win this time:

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Holy smokes!

9 Under for the day and now Joint Leader ...

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Lowry moves into 3rd place, 1 shot behind the leaders.

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Via Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz
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16h
"are you wearing-"
"the damaged pants beyond repair? yeah, I am"

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DAL eventually gets the win in 2OT.

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Via Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
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12m
Official explanation from Situation Room. I thought it would be a goal…my post-season record hasn’t been great on these

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@Ronnie @hnom @hockey

Seconded.

I think I've seen a couple of people, if that, who thought the decision was correct and about eleventy billion who thought DAL scored.

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@Ronnie @hnom @hockey

What amuses me is that when I watch Rugby or Soccer (especially the Women's World Cup) there is a larger proportion of people than I would normally expect who are referee apologists (i.e. who agree 100% the decisions by the referee or VAR).

Whereas with the NHL, NBA and NFL everyone knows the officiating is appalling.

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Via Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing
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Paul Bissonnette did not agree with the would-be series-winning goal being called off.

"So I don't know if that ref's got the DraftKings sportsbook going right now. But that was kind of a BS call."

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Call stands. TNT guys aren't happy.

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DAL winner waved off for Contact With The Goalkeeper.

"HE IS OUTSIDE THE BLUE PAINT!!! HE IS OUTSIDE THE BLUE PAINT!!!"

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COL 1-0 14:12 2nd

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Great save.

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🏀@nba

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Via Jody Baker 🌊 🇺🇸🇺🇦🔴🟡🏈🟣⚪️ @jodybaker80
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4h
Whipped a little graphic the @Chiefs can use in their player orientation slideshow 😒

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Close call for DAL.

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Point blank miss.

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Via hockey images that precede unfortunate events @UnfortunateHKY
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20m

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Wow!

FLA 2-1 1:33 to play.

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@graand @hnom @hockey

I was waiting for OT - and then there wasn't any.

Wow!

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"IT STAYED OUT!!!"

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FLA PP

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Tied at 1. 7:16 2nd.

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No penalty?

Someone was assessed one yesterday when they did nothing but stand still and someone else ran into them.

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Via TOM MARTIN @TwoCirclesTom
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11h
“A champion, in the second degree!”

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BOS 1-0 0:53 1st

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